The Friendly Neighbourhood Cockroach 8D

...they are IMMORTAL.
Cockroaches, that is. :/
We spray out spray-stuff every night and set up numerous traps in different places and they won't disappear... like I said, they're immortal.

They usually make an appearance every now and then, but this time it seems they are desperate for attention... by appearing in the customer's tea.

...

No one really has any idea now it'd gotten there.

And of course, it seems that the customer had already drunk like half of the tea before discovering the little creature? :/

Her companion made a big fuss... saying something like "My friend is an inspector. You'll definitely hear from him."
Not that I remember everything he said, but that sentence was memorable enough for me to remember it.

I'm not sure whether he meant the "police" Inspector or the "council food and health regulations" inspector that we'd get annually - the council has to go around and check everyone restaurant every year to see whether their standards are acceptable or not. ==

Of course, we'd passed every year seeing that we're still open, but there were some things that were problematic, I think. And it's usually the same thing every year, too.

Too much stuff at the back and the temperature of the fridge.

We don't serve food that's gone off, of course.